Resolute Desk vs. The Snot Ball
The White House’s Oval Office is home to a legendary piece of furniture—the Resolute Desk. Its name exudes such authority that it seems less like a desk and more like a president itself. While some call it the Hayes Desk, after President Rutherford B. Hayes, it has actually witnessed and endured more presidents than Hayes ever could. This desk was a gift from Queen Victoria to President Hayes in 1880. Now, to the Indian mind, the idea of a benevolent queen seems suspicious—queens, after all, are rarely so generous. The truth is, this desk wasn’t bought from a fancy furniture store; it was crafted from the wood of HMS Resolute, a British exploration ship that got stuck in Arctic ice in 1854 and was abandoned. America saw this as an opportunity for goodwill. They salvaged the stranded ship, repaired it, and returned it to Britain in 1856. The British, unused to such gestures, got emotional. When they decommissioned the ship in 1879, they repurposed its wood to craft three desks, o...